Some people just never settle down!

Hey!  Are you talking about me?  Well, I've had lots of adventures and there's more on the way.  I retired 2 years ago, and I've got to say that retirement is the best job I've ever had!  But after a couple of years of everyday-is-a-Saturday time starts to hang a little heavy.  So what does a guy with a restless nature do?  Buys a recreational vehicle, of course!